Thursday, May 27, 2010

21 jump street


I have a Jurassic Park VHS (yes I found a delorean) and I really want to watch it, but I find that it is such a struggle to adjust my eyes to what i'm seeing on the screen. But Jurassic Park is such a classic, I bet after watching it I will be able to do really good impressions of Jeff Goldblum and stuff. But I don't know if I can commit my eyes to such an almost painful process. I think I am procrastinating trying to avoid watching Jurassic Park. I used to do that when I was three and my mom thought it would be a good idea to put that movie on before I went to bed at night. I was to afraid to tell her I was scared I seriously remember blocking about three months of my life when I was three and terrified of Dinosaurs eating me while I went to the washroom.

Its my b-day tomorrow, I am old, I don't want to get old, but I guess thats everyones gripe with life. I will think of a good reason that turning 21 is a good idea. I can drink in the states! It doesn't matter because I live in Australia and 18 year olds can drink. I am a few years closer to being able to rent a car! I finally feel like I have credibility behind my views and or choices. Im old enough to know what to do and I have enough drive behind my choices to be taken seriously. However I still look like I am still twelve, so I guess thats a blessing.

dude how did sandra win survivor! ( I get 4 channels and its the only thing good on beside shows like two and a half men & big bang theory) Why is Hey Hey Its Saturday on, on Wednesday nights?


Sunday, May 23, 2010

free willy

val has the best head ever
its filled with happy thoughts,
I thought id eat them
then I would have those happy thoughts,
if that did not work hopefully the vodka will be the catalyst